It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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