he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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