There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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