I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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