Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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