i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
farters have to be the big spoon...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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