so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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