Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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