Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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