mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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