Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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