I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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