Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
