it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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