You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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