you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
ok first of all what the fuck
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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