shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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