So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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