Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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