Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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