Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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