the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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