no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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