she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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