I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
