Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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