I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
