dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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