Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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