He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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