Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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