I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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