so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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