I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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