Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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