Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
my liver is dry heaving
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