i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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