Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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