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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This is the high leading the old right now
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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