I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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