I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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