the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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