Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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