Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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