"it" just moved
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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