On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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