Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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