it wasn't lemon gatorade
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
im holly from the hills drunk
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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