If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
