I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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