I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
