To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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