hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This is my gift to your gina
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
